I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
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