She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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