god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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