You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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