NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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