I've blown a few things in my day
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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