I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
How naked do you want me to be?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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