SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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