Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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