I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I've blown a few things in my day
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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