Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
You know, be my cock's hype man.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Randomize
