i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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