i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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