hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
Randomize
