How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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