I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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