there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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