I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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