Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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