How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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