She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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