you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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