How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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