Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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