Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
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