I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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