hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
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I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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