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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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