it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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