You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Randomize
