I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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