I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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