I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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