why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Randomize
