In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Umm I'm too high to move.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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