I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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