I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Randomize