You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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