and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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