I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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