I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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