I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
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go home
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
tell me about the fingering
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