forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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