Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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