i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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