Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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