yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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