I'm drive I can fine osifer
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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