she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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