I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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