She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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