Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Randomize