I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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