I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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