Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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